Gosh... I've got a new housemate and he's well... wierd in a slight manner. Its disgusting... every morning he uses the toilet earlier than me and when I enter, I'll find the toilet bowl closed with the lid. Open it and I'll see a nice "cake" floating. Its like... "Dude... FLUSH!!" Lets see if it happens again!

More curiously... we ran out of toilet paper. So erm... how did he clean up after "baking"##??!!